Joke of the Day

Testicles of the Texas Midget


The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.
The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor
told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining
table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left
testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to
check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, he
asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor again, reached for
his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then
snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement
that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk
around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was
absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were
no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What
Did you do?"

The doctor replied......."I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots."