CBB3FA Touch of Red: Friday Funny

Friday, January 27, 2006

Friday Funny

Frank walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot
bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and
sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectlty prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"


The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's
breasts.


Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly,
"So............................................................................... ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

3 Comments:

At 5:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you were going along at a pretty good clip, what happened?
I'd email you a joke but The State of the Union Address, and there ya go fodder for some comedy I'm sure. You should stay up and catch Letterman or Leno. Good luck. Love ya, Kate

 
At 6:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops,I didn't hit preview... what I meant to say was "The State of the Union Address" was going to be on soon and I didn't have time to come up with anything really witty to write about, but then again, come to think of it, late night tv ought to be easy pickens for someone seeking something funny to post on her blog. Hint, hint. Love ya, Kate

 
At 11:09 PM, Blogger Janet said...

HA HA! LOVE IT!

 

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