Joke of the Day

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and
welcome to Wal-Mart ...
Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the
oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins? ....... Do you
really think they look alike?

Are you some kind of idiot?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"