Joke of the day.

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
marriage, he told her he would pay her a large sum of money if she would

go to Italy to secretly have the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked him how he
would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to

simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would
then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey", she said, "you received a very strange post card today".
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later" he said. The wife
obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.
On the card was written: Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Two with
meatballs; one without.